What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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