I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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