If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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