so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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