god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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