I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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