I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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