That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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