Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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