ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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