I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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