come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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