I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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