If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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