She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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