The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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