Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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