so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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