I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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