is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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