BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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