We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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