Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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