If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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