so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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