Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
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