On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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