can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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