would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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