it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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