Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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