When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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