I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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