GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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