matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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