I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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