the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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