I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He better not be in your backpack
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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