so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
