he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize