I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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