Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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