Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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