Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My ass is underappreciated
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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