hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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