Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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