please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just saw a hot homeless man
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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