Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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