What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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