When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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