K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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