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(971): View more from Oregon

you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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(540): View more from Virginia

my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..

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(410): View more from Maryland

You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air

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(402): View more from Nebraska

1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!

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(862): View more from New Jersey

This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.

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(303): View more from Colorado

If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery

(1-303): View more from Colorado

coward.

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