you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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