We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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