Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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