I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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