He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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