their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
